#19. The longest period of time I’ve gone without showering or bathing is…
Three days? I’m not really too sure. I shower pretty much every other day, if not every day. I’m gonna guess three for times when I may have gone camping or when I was younger and don’t really remember anything too much.
To be honest, I don’t really go camping anymore, and I don’t really like camping – so I couldn’t even really use that as an excuse. But yeah, I shower regularly. Are you implying I’m dirty question? Because I take offence to that.
What? You’re sorry? It’s too late for apologies! I take my personal hygiene personally, and if you don’t understand that question, well, then I guess this isn’t going to work out. *Sobs uncontrollably*.
I hate break-ups.