#15. If I had to spend an entire day as the opposite sex, I would look like ______ and I would spend the day doing…
Oh so many possible people, with so many possible dirty answers. But don’t worry, I wouldn’t want to disturb or mentally scar any of my readers. Well, not today anyways.
I thought long and hard about this answer, and if I had to spend an entire day as the opposite sex, I would probably look like Stephen Harper, and I would spend my entire day ruining “my” (his) reputation, contradicting “my” (his) political platform, and overall jeopardizing any possible future career in politics.
Can you tell I’m not over the election results yet?
I love cats, and I am definitely a cat person. But we all know if you cradle a cat like that you’re an evil villain. Don’t believe me? Well when he has you chained to a table with a laser slowly moving towards your junk, you’ll be singing a different tune my friends.