Hello and welcome to the first installment of the month-long event 31 Days of Blogging Honesty. So as I stated in an earlier post, I will be answering 31 questions on 31 different days during the Month of May. So I guess there’s no point in delaying, here’s today’s question:
#1. If the stars and planets aligned perfectly for me (regardless of my current situation), the celebrity I would marry is ____, and this is why…
Out of all the amazingly gorgeous celebrities out there, I had a hard time deciding who I would “marry”. But, considering out of my 9 fictional husbands, only one of them is a real person, so to be fair I’d have to pick him. And who is that you ask? None other than Josh Fucking Groban.
Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney - awooohh!
Now I’m sure the first question on your mind is “You have 9 fictional husbands? Say what?!” To make a very long, disturbing story, very short and somewhat less disturbing: yes, yes I do. Your second question is probably along the lines of: “Why Josh Groban?”.
First and foremost – did you not SEE the picture? He’s fucking GORGEOUS. I have a thing for tall guys, dark hair, and masculine features. He’s just so…dreamy.
Another reason is his voice. If you haven’t heard any of Josh Groban’s work, you definitely need to listen to some of this (sorry for the quality, the official video does not allow embedding, if you want to see the official video check out this link here
Oh man, that is like heaven. Hmmm, delicious heaven. Wait, wait…delicious heaven is truffle oil, my mistake. Hmm truffle oil…
Wow, I should not listen to Josh Groban while thinking about tasty food. I kind of go a little comatose for a while. Anyways, listening to any of his music just kind of melts me a little – its inspirational, and I think it’s absolutely divine. If you disagree, well that’s fine, don’t have a fictitious wedding with him then.
Another reason I picked him amongst many of my celebrity crushes is because he’s really funny. Now, I don’t watch Glee, but I’ve seen clips of him when he was on it, and man, he was hilarious. He seems like the type of guy that can take a joke, and make quite a few himself. Here’s another video of him, making songs out of Kanye West tweets (which are insane and hilarious on their own):
I’m always more attracted to someone if they can make me laugh. So it’s definitely no question as to why I would fictitiously marry Josh Groban. He’s just yumtastic.
Now I just wanted to say something to my 8 other fictional husbands: I’m sorry I did not pick you for this blog post. But the fact of the matter is, you’re not real, and I didn’t think it would be fair to pick a character when the question clearly is asking about a celebrity. So, sorry to my other fictional husbands.
If I haven’t alienated and creeped out any of my readers yet, don’t worry, there’s 30 more days for me to do that. So tune in tomorrow for the 2nd day of the 31 Days of Blogging Honesty!
Note: for anyone who got the reference from the image caption – you sir (or madam) are awesome. Gold star! And to that I have to add: That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace.