If you would like to reach her, dial 1-800-ICU-CKOO and dial extension 6668. Please be advised that any reference to the second month of the year will most likely result in high-pitched shrieks. If you encounter loud, thumping noises during your conversation, this is her just merely bashing her head in with the phone receiver – there is no need to worry, as she will tucker herself out eventually. If you wish to send her a care package while she gets better, please send only soft, dull objects, and absolutely no pink objects or heart-shaped objects of any kind. If you cannot wait for her to go outsane rather than insane – the address of the asylum she is currently residing is 123 Nuts Street, Burlington, Ontario.
Incase of an emergency check under local bridges or in ditches nearby.
Remember, there is no harm in eating a gallon of yogurt while watching the Discovery Channel naked. Please leave a message after the tone.
One Last Time, and Never Again
Wrapped within your warm arms,
smelling your savoury scent;
a quiet moment, lasting a lifetime,
wishing I could have a life time more.
A single night of holding and having,
of soft sighs and whimpers, of silently loving.
Each second brings us closer to dawn,
to when I have to let you go again.
Inside My Heart
Inside my heart, lost long before,
Hiding love that can be no more.
Distant echoes of long goodbyes,
Just the pain reflects in my eyes;
Memories I cannot ignore.
I can feel you within my core,
Within my soul, within my pores.
Without you, constant broken cries
Inside my heart.
I live without my lost amour,
Alive without my heart’s encore –
Broken beating beneath this guise,
A pulse living to meet demise.
Alive without what I adore
Inside my heart.